“Mom, listen, I haven’t been together with Topanga for 22 years, but we have been together for 16. That’s a lot longer than most couples have been together. I mean, when we were born, you told me that we used to take walks in our strollers together around the block. When we were two, we were best friends. I mean, I knew everything about this girl. I knew her favorite color, her favorite food. Then we became six, Eric made fun of me because it wasn’t cool to have a best friend that was a girl or even know a girl. So for the next seven years I threw dirt at her. I like to call those “the lost years”. Then when I was thirteen, mom, she put me up against my locker and she kissed me. I mean, she gave me my first kiss. She taught me how to dance. She always was talking about these crazy things and I never understood a word she said. All I understood was that she was the girl I sat up every night thinking about, and when I’m with her, I feel happy to be alive. Like I can do anything. Even talk to you like this. So that’s, that’s what I think is love, mom. When I’m better because she’s here.” -
Cory Matthews, Boy Meets World
(Source: catherooo)
I’m going to Dalton
- No teachers
- Hot boys everywhere
- Kick-ass no bullying policy
- Homework is only for throwing
- They give you a free pet just for joining
- You never have to worry about what to wear
- Sexiness is encouraged
- There’s a slow-motion hallway
- There’s a special room only for drinking coffee and making out
- No class, ever
- And if you burst into song, the whole school shuts down.
Ingredients:
- 1 Bag Shredded Carrots
- 1 Bag Shredded Cabbage
- 1 Back Broccoli Slaw
- 1 Cup Chopped Green Onion
- 2 Tbsp Olive Oil
- 1 Cup Medium Cooked Shrimp
- 2 Tbsp Lite Asian Ginger Salad Dressing
- Large All Natural Won Ton Wrappers
- Salt and Pepper
Directions
- In a mixing bowl…
I see what you did there, Walmart.
I see it.






